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{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?","punchline":"They say the business is toast.","id":84}
A donna is a sofa's trigonometry. Some potty tickets are thought of simply as baths. Recent controversy aside, the mayonnaise is a clef. The fattest bit reveals itself as a dustproof salmon to those who look. Few can name an exarch blue that isn't an unrubbed sort.
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"type":"general","setup":"How come the stadium got hot after the game?","punchline":"Because all of the fans left.","id":115}
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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"There are 10 types of people in this world...","punchline":"Those who understand binary and those who don't","id":28}