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Latourell is an unincorporated community located in Multnomah County, Oregon, United States, on the Historic Columbia River Highway about eight miles (13 km) east of Troutdale and 5.5 miles (8.9 km) west of Multnomah Falls. Compared to its peak in the 1880s, it is now virtually a ghost town.
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