{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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Heimdall is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character is based on the Norse deity Heimdall. Heimdall is described as all-seeing and all-hearing and is the sole protector of the Bifröst in Asgard.
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